Dunleavy · The Twentieth Christmas Eve at Ardmore · 24 December 2026 · Ardmore House, Kinsale, Co. Cork

Nineteen years of this dinner have been called by telephone. Two ways to make the twentieth an object — one that survives December, one that is December. Pick the world that feels like the room.

Direction A
the world that is still true in March

The Long Table

Nothing is illustrated. The invitation is the plan of a room, held on the table's own proportion — and its colours are the house's, not Christmas's: the green Rhys mixed for those walls and never repainted, the oak of the table, the red off a Kinsale door. Abundance is counted rather than drawn.

the house's colours, not the season's the table's measure counted, not decorated colour from the place, no metal nothing expires in January

Clodagh's parents bought Ardmore in 1981; Rhys came in 2005 to quote for the roof and stayed. The first Christmas Eve dinner was 2007, for nine, because her mother had died in the October and nobody could face doing nothing. It has run every year since — including the year the road was closed and six people walked in. This world takes its cue from the house rather than from Christmas: the refectory table that seats thirty-eight with both ends put in, the low ceiling, the grey light off the one window. It hands the family a document, not a card.

— The Long Table, p.1
The dining room at Ardmore: dark green walls, the long oak refectory table, one window
the twentieth of them, at about eight o'clock — thirty-eight down one table, everything lit from the table itself
the mark — a ruled plan of the room, drawn the way the house was measured in the 1840s
Rhys's green
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Ink
Kinsale red
#762C28
Lead
what the counting is actually for — the dish going across, the ninety-one-year-old and the four-year-old at one table
Type specimen
Thirty-eight
display — Playfair Display, set once per piece, always in words
XXIV · XII · MMXXVI · HALF PAST SIX
text — Cormorant Garamond, capitals tracked .24em, one size only
Come to us on Christmas Eve, as you always do.
a careful hand with a ruler and no wish to be noticed
where the red comes from — a Kinsale street at dusk, painted door by painted door, and none of it seasonal
the stock, in the only light it will be read in — deckled, unprinted, warm against the oak
heavy warm stock, a visible tooth — the colour sits on it, never in it
Table oak
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Second
The measure — one long horizontal module taken off the table itself. The menu runs its full length, the place card a fifth of it, so the nine pieces laid out in order read as one plan of the room.
The cut list — on the reverse of the invitation, a ruled list with the year at its head and a blank against each line, filled in by hand when the secateurs come back inside. The record is written, not drawn.
Where the colour comes from — not the season. The green is the one Rhys mixed for those walls, the red is off a painted door twenty minutes away, the brown is the table. Only the gold is withheld: one gold mark in a world this quiet would become the whole design.
How this world lands
InvitationA long single sheet, the count set as a word, the cut list ruled on the reverse for the morning of the twenty-fourth.
SuiteEvery piece cut from the table's proportion; one ink, one tracked capital, no second weight anywhere in the nine.
Signage & spaceThe five named stretches — Holly Walk, Yew Arch, Orchard, Long Border, Glasshouse — carry the table numbers.
DigitalThe D sits alone at rule height and survives at a favicon's size; nothing to render but a letter and a line.
Guest arcA document arrives in November → it is kept, not binned on the 27th → it is still on the shelf in March.
Still open in this world
  • Whether the count reads as abundance or as inventory. You asked that if it errs, it err towards too much, and this world gets there by counting rather than drawing — thirty-eight, nineteen, eleven, five, two, all set as words. A page of numbers can read as a full house or as a manifest, and that will not be settled until it is set at size.
  • Whether the cut list gets filled in on the day. It only works if somebody writes that year's species onto the sheet on the morning of the twenty-fourth. The printing has to leave room for it without looking unfinished if nobody does, and nobody has yet said who holds the pen.
  • Whether three colours is still one ink. The argument for this world was economy — one pass, every mark earning itself. Green, red and oak is three passes, and the moment it is three the restraint has to come from how little of each is used rather than from how few there are.
  • Whether a Kinsale red reads as the town or just as red. It is off a door on the street and it is meant to say here, not Christmas. On a card in December, next to greenery, a red may not get to choose which one it is.
Direction B
the world of the room at seven o'clock

Cut That Morning

Whoever is up first on the twenty-fourth goes out with the secateurs and cuts whatever the garden is offering. In twenty years it has never once been the same twice. That is not a decoration — it is a record of one particular December, and it is the whole design.

midnight navy ground never one green a word, surrounded gold small, and still err towards too much
first light on the twenty-fourth — whatever the garden is offering, in a basket. The brief in its raw form
the room at seven — eleven candles, the fire, no overhead light, and far too much greenery down the middle
Midnight navy
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Ground
Candle cream
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Ink
the greens, plural — spruce, fir, pine, cedar, eucalyptus, holly, all in one handful
Type specimen
JOY
display — Playfair Display, one word per piece, very large
ARDMORE · KINSALE · CO. CORK
text — Cormorant Garamond capitals at eleven points, the only other size
eat, drink and be merry
the italic carries the connective words, and is the one place gold enters the type
the vocabulary — fourteen species drawn flat and named, veins in a finer line than the outline
dyed in the pulp — the edge is navy too
the one metal — gold that has been in a room a long time, rubbed back, with no shine left in it
Old gold
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Lead
Never one Christmas green

Your palette note named six, and said this was the important one. So the greens are not chosen — each is sampled from the drawn specimen itself, which is the only way the palette and the artwork cannot drift apart.

Blue spruce, drawn flat with hairline veins
Blue spruce#005554
Noble fir, drawn flat with hairline veins
Noble fir#1D664E
Scots pine, drawn flat with hairline veins
Scots pine#558336
Cedar, drawn flat with hairline veins
Cedar#729370
Eucalyptus, drawn flat with hairline veins
Eucalyptus#71999C
Holly with a gold vein, drawn flat
Holly#1E4B3A
Mistletoe with berries, drawn flat
Mistletoe#74783C
Winterberry, drawn flat
Winterberry#C02511
Crimson poinsettia, drawn flat
Poinsettia#A32928
Snowberry, drawn flat
Snowberry#F8F2E5
Cream poinsettia, drawn flat
Poinsettia, cream#FBF6DF
Rose leaf, drawn flat
Rose leaf#4E898A
Cone in gold, drawn flat
Cone, gold#CD9612
Cone in chestnut, drawn flat
Cone, chestnut#592906

Fourteen specimens, drawn once and recombined at every piece — never tiled, never repeated exactly. The red enters only as the winterberry and the poinsettia; it is never a background.

Lit from below — there is no overhead light in that room at all. Everything here is judged by candlelight, which is why the ground is navy and not black: the blue is what stops the card going flat at seven o'clock.
Your mother's plates — the four in the hall, where every species is named, drawn flat, veins in a finer line. Their job was to tell six green things apart, which is exactly the job this world sets.
Dyed, not printed — the sheet is coloured in the pulp so the cut edge is navy too and the piece reads as a solid object. Cream and the greens go down as opaque litho over it.
How this world lands
InvitationJOY set enormous in cream, the garland grown through the letterforms, the details at eleven points beneath.
SuiteA word, surrounded, at every piece — the date, FEAST, the guest's name, the number — and the garland thins as the evening goes on.
Signage & spaceThe welcome sign is the densest planting in the suite; the five stretches of table are named in the same hand.
DigitalThe D in a wreath of six species, legible down to a favicon because the drawing is flat colour with no shading.
Guest arcA navy object lands in November → the garland is cut that morning → the room at seven → a thank-you on the inverted sheet.
Still open in this world
  • Whether "six named species minimum" can be met on the small pieces. The law sets a floor for anything above half decoration, and a gift tag has room for about two.
  • Whether the garland can cross a letterform without crossing information. It is the sharpest law here and it is drawn by hand every time; the gap between a letter and the line it sits on is very thin at print size.
  • Whether a dyed stock, an opaque white pass and a foil pass can all be afforded nine times. This world says plainly that it is the expensive one. Nobody has yet put a number on how expensive.
  • Where a recombination becomes a repeat. Fourteen specimens recombined across nine pieces is never-tiled by rule — and at some point two arrangements are the same arrangement. The line has not been drawn.

The choice

What the choice turned on

Both are the same table, the same thirty-eight people and the same twentieth year. One survives December; the other is December.

A — The Long Table

You want the thing that lasts — nothing illustrated, the abundance counted rather than drawn, and the colour taken from the house and the town instead of the season: Rhys's green, the oak, a Kinsale red. It does not look like Christmas once Christmas is over; it looks like Ardmore, and it can sit on a mantelpiece in March.

B — Cut That MorningBUILT

You want the room at seven o'clock on paper — midnight navy, six named greens drawn flat, gold small and still, a word surrounded at every piece. Emphatically a Christmas object, and the more expensive of the two to produce.

 A · The Long TableB · Cut That Morning
The objectA plan of the room.A record of one particular December.
GroundWarm paper — printed on the pale.Midnight navy, dyed through the sheet.
Where colour comes fromThe house and the town — Rhys's wall green, the oak, a painted Kinsale door.The garden on the morning of the twenty-fourth.
The display moveThe count, set as a word: thirty-eight.One word, very large, with the garland grown through it.
Where the greenery goesNamed, never drawn — five stretches of the table.Drawn flat and named — fourteen specimens, recombined.
The goldWithheld — the one thing this world will not spend.Real foil, at one size: the counter of the O and the hairline rules.
The redA painted door. Architectural, not botanical.The winterberry and the poinsettia. Never a background.
After the nightStill true in March — it reads as the house, not the season.Put away with the decorations, and got out again next year.

Direction B — Cut That Morning — is the world that was built. All nine pieces descend from it; The Long Table was not carried forward.

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